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Jacko converts to Islam...WHY?

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:22 pm
by streetsoldier
This just in from Patti Anne Browne of FoxNews...last night, Michael Jackson converted to the "Nation of Islam", a group led by Louis Farrakhan, before formal charges were to have been brought against him for child molestation this afternoon in Santa Barbara, CA.

The question is...WHY? What does Jacko hope to gain by this sudden move? :?:

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:29 pm
by TexasStooge
Guess he wants everybody's attention. Who knows...

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:29 pm
by GalvestonDuck
Makes no sense to me. He used to be a Jehovah's Witness.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:38 pm
by Lindaloo
Farrakhan? NUFF SAID!

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:20 pm
by coriolis
#1 It's a "jailhouse conversion" to exhibit remorse and claim that "all is forgiven"

or

#2 It's a way to claim "oppression" and thereby get sympathy.

Take your pick. Both equally bogus.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:21 pm
by David
:roll: :roll:

^^ That explains all.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:28 pm
by rainstorm
YEA, he is a black guy that altered his appearace to be white, now he wants to be conveniently "black" again, to claim racism

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:20 pm
by stormraiser
LOL Rainstorm, how true. He is a man of convenience. There was a report not too long ago that he was into Scientology and a "Children's" fundraiser that he ran gave most of their money to different Scientology organizations. He is one leopard that has and will again change his spots, but the inside is still rotten to the core.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:26 pm
by rainstorm
i am sure his lawyer geragos advised him to "convert" lol!!
his new name will be "makmood al touchboy"

LOL

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:12 pm
by WXBUFFJIM
LOL Rainstorm :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jim

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:38 am
by streetsoldier
The consensus from the legal eagles "On The Record" with Greta van Susteren sems to be that the N-O-I will play the "race card" to the hilt publically, and already asss
ert that Jacko was "brutally mishandled" by the officers that arrested him. :?: :roll:

I think his adopted Islamic name should be "Allahu-al-Backdoor, Sharif of the Blue Oysters"... :roll:

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:07 am
by GalvestonDuck
Gross!

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:14 am
by stormchazer
How about:

Allaboh Belukin

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:11 pm
by stormraiser
LOL rainstorm, that was funny.

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:18 pm
by GalvestonDuck
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... 1218191417

True? Not true? I guess we'll find out from Jacko himself...when and if he comes back from London. :roll:

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:08 pm
by coriolis
If he comes back.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 12:16 pm
by pawlee
what a wanker... throw him over in afghanistan with all the other muslims. i'm sure he'd be welcomed with open arms.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 3:27 pm
by Lindaloo
If Jackson stays in London, then that is enough proof for me that he is guilty.

Re: Jacko converts to Islam...WHY?

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:21 pm
by Anonymous
streetsoldier wrote:This just in from Patti Anne Browne of FoxNews...last night, Michael Jackson converted to the "Nation of Islam", a group led by Louis Farrakhan, before formal charges were to have been brought against him for child molestation this afternoon in Santa Barbara, CA.

The question is...WHY? What does Jacko hope to gain by this sudden move? :?:



And it turns out this isn't true...Gee thanks FoxNews the bastion of accuracy!

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 6:21 pm
by Stormsfury
rainstorm wrote:i am sure his lawyer geragos advised him to "convert" lol!!
his new name will be "makmood al touchboy"


streetsoldier wrote:I think his adopted Islamic name should be "Allahu-al-Backdoor, Sharif of the Blue Oysters"...


ROTFLMAO