Southern Birth Signs.....Whats Your Sign?

Guest · #1 Postby **Guest** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:25 pm

What's Your "Southern" Sign? Some of us (especially
Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it
has become obvious that what we need are "Southern"
symbols:

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of th! ings, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a
lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe not.

POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won't work and you may find your ! problems actually running you over.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21 ) Crawfish is a water sign. If
you work in an office, you're always hanging around the
water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains,
the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living
room. You tend to be not particularly attractive
physically, but you have very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them.. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catf! ish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highe st aim is to be with
others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a
big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate
desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who
know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find
that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop
a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A
good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

blizzard · #2 Postby **blizzard** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:28 pm

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them.. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

Collards here..WooHoo

hunter84 · #3 Postby **hunter84** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:30 pm

Looks like I'm an Armadillo

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop
a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A
good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility

Guest · #4 Postby **Guest** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:31 pm

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop
a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A
good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.[/quote]

I'm an ARMADILLO.... I will say NO MORE...

#5 Postby **DaylilyDawn** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:34 pm

Looks I am on the cusp of the boiled peanuts and butter beans since my birthday is Oct 21 . My sister's is Oct 24. Three days apart but 15 years apart in age difference. She was a late birthday present for me.

OtherHD · #6 Postby **OtherHD** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:36 pm

A tough exterior...dang ticka, these birth signs are pretty accurate!

firefighter16 · #7 Postby **firefighter16** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:40 pm

Looks like I'm a crawfish....

Thats alright I like working with water....

StormCrazyIowan · #8 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:43 pm

Hehehe, I'm another cusper, I'm a Butter Bean bordering on Armadillo!

stormraiser · #9 Postby **stormraiser** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:44 pm

LOL I am a possum with a moon moving from Chitlin to Boll Weevil, a sun in moon pie, Jupiter in Armadillo and Saturn in a bowl of butter beans. MMM, MMM

Lindaloo · #10 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:44 pm

Geez! I am a Boll Weevil. LOL!!

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

Guest · #11 Postby **Guest** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:45 pm

Hunter84 geesh we are alike.....Yikes....at least I'm not a "collard" like blizzard :-)

southerngale · #12 Postby **southerngale** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:55 pm

MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a
lot of time on the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize
the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are
the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can
get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be
easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe not.

Hmmph! This is sooooo not me!! :grr:

And everyone is supposed to stay away from Moon Pies. :bcry:

StormCrazyIowan · #13 Postby **StormCrazyIowan** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:57 pm

Yep, I'm supposed to not have anything to do with you!! :lol:

Ah well, I don't care!

Lake Effect1 · #14 Postby **Lake Effect1** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:24 pm

I am a catfisH!!! (and my whiskers do tend to be a problem at times.)

blizzard · #15 Postby **blizzard** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:27 pm

ticka1 wrote:Hunter84 geesh we are alike.....Yikes....at least I'm not a "collard" like blizzard

Armadillo?? Bwaahaahaaa

hunter84 · #16 Postby **hunter84** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:31 pm

ticka1 wrote:Hunter84 geesh we are alike.....Yikes....at least I'm not a "collard" like blizzard

yup exactly :lol:

#17 Postby **azskyman** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:15 pm

Dis fella's a crawfish, Ticka! And while I'm sposed ta love water, I live in the desert! So I'm a screwed up crawfish at dat!!!

Still...I like a good sunny beach...been called one myself a time or two!

azskyman

mf_dolphin · #18 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:18 pm

I would be your basic Butter Bean :-)

#19 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:36 pm

Grits are best!!! Especially with cheese on them!!! :lol:

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highe st aim is to be with
others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a
big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so
maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you
like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.

OtherHD · #20 Postby **OtherHD** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 11:37 pm

ticka1 wrote:ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop
a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A
good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots,
fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.

I'm an ARMADILLO.... I will say NO MORE...[/quote]

Hmmmm, tough exterior, prehistoric, kinky, YEP...THAT'S TICKA!!

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