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'Twas the Day After Christmas - Sound Familiar?

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:28 pm
by southerngale
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.

The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.

Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while
Upstairs the family continued to snore.

And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
Went into the kitchen and started to clean.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.

The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN."

With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name:

"Now Dillard's, now Walmart's, now Penney's and Sears
Here's Macy's and Target's and Foley's--all here!!

To the tip or your limit, every store, every mall,
Now chargeaway-chargeaway-chargeaway all!"

He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.

He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster with just half a load.

Then I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer,
"ENJOY WHAT YOU GOT ... YOU'LL BE PAYING ALL YEAR!"

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:35 pm
by Stephanie
That's a good one Kelly!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 5:04 pm
by Suzi Q
For years, that was me, still paying for the previous Christmas when the next one came around. THANK GOD I stopped that and will be happy to open my mailbox this year after Christmas, since EVERYTHING was paid for with cold hard cash.

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 5:26 pm
by Rainband
I won't have that problem. We only bought what we could afford and nothing more. Like I said in another thread. Christmas has been way too commercialized and it's sad but some kids will know more about Santa than they will the birth of Jesus. :eek: That was still cute Kelly Thanks for sharing it :)

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:00 am
by JCT777
LOL! :lol: Been there, done that.