How would you answer this questions??? :-)
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:31 am
A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot
of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman
says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly,
I'll forget about the ticket."
"Agreed!" answers the speeder.
"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of
you. What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a car!"
"Sure. But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is
it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the
ticket.
"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.
"Okay, but this is your last chance. You fail to answer - you
get the ticket."
"Fair enough."
"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"
"Sure, but what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it
a Harley?"
"How the hell should I know?" answered the guy, exasperatedly.
"Sorry, you're getting the ticket," responded the officer.
"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."
"Go ahead."
"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve,
bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.
"Oh, that's easy," replies the officer. "It's a hooker."
"Sure, but, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
sister? Is it your daughter?"
of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman
says, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly,
I'll forget about the ticket."
"Agreed!" answers the speeder.
"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of
you. What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a car!"
"Sure. But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is
it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the
ticket.
"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.
"Okay, but this is your last chance. You fail to answer - you
get the ticket."
"Fair enough."
"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.
What is it?"
"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"
"Sure, but what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it
a Harley?"
"How the hell should I know?" answered the guy, exasperatedly.
"Sorry, you're getting the ticket," responded the officer.
"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."
"Go ahead."
"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve,
bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.
"Oh, that's easy," replies the officer. "It's a hooker."
"Sure, but, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your
sister? Is it your daughter?"
I think Bubba just went from ticket to jail in one question flat.... 
