STORM2K

Posted: **Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:00 am**

A recent study found out which days men prefer to have
sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in
sexual activity on the days that started with the
letter "T".

Examples of those days are as follows:

Tuesday

Thursday

Thanksgiving

Today

Tomorrow

Thaturday

Thunday
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get
out of bed in the middle of the night:

5% said it was to get a glass of water

12% said it was to go to the toilet

83% said it was to go home

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The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the
cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of
Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk
carton.
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(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and
a wife?

(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?

(A) 45 minutes