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Burger King customers told: You're too fat to have a Whopper

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:13 pm
by southerngale
Police believe teenage pranksters are hacking into the wireless frequency of a US Burger King drive-through speaker to tell potential customers they are too fat for fast food.

Policeman Gerry Scherlink said the pranksters told one customer who had just placed an order: "You don't need a couple of Whoppers. You are too fat. Pull ahead."

The offenders are reportedly tapping into the wireless frequency at the restaurant in Troy, Michigan. Police believe the culprits are watching and broadcasting from close range.

Officer Scherlinck said the men are telling customers who order a Coca-Cola that, "We don't have Coke." And when the customer asks what they do have, the hacker would say: "We don't have anything. Pull ahead."

But what has managers concerned is the profanity the hackers are using, according to police.

A drive-through customer has told police if he had children with him in the car and someone used profanity, he would have been upset.

Burger King franchise owner Tony Versace issued the following statement in response to the incidents: "We apologise to our customers who've been insulted by the use of this drive-through speaker."

Management at the fast-food restaurant are reportedly trying to change the radio frequency used for the speakers, reports Local 4.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:32 pm
by hunter84
police believe! they don't think that the employees are actually saying that stuff do they.
it'd be kind of a good joke if you take out the profanity and insults.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:35 pm
by rainstorm
i think its hilarious!!! i hope they dont get caught

do you have coke?
"drive to the crack window"

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:39 pm
by GalvestonDuck
rainstorm wrote:i think its hilarious!!! i hope they dont get caught

do you have coke?
"drive to the crack window"


Did you generally hope that criminals don't get caught?

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:44 pm
by vbhoutex
Well, they'd be laughing so hard when I pulled up that they wouldn't be able to complete the prank. Ever seen a whale in a speedo? Mqay be time to bring back my original avatar!!hehehe

drive throughs

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:45 pm
by WXBUFFJIM
rainstorm wrote:i think its hilarious!!! i hope they dont get caught

do you have coke?
"drive to the crack window"


Drive throughs have cracked windows, exactly, lmao. :lol:

Jim

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:46 pm
by rainstorm
lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:48 pm
by Lindaloo
ROFLMBO!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:49 pm
by Skywatch_NC
How's about a round of French fries?

Sorry, we only serve Freedom fries here. :wink:

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:49 pm
by hunter84
vbhoutex wrote:Well, they'd be laughing so hard when I pulled up that they wouldn't be able to complete the prank. Ever seen a whale in a speedo? Mqay be time to bring back my original avatar!!hehehe

no. don't do that David. :lol:

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:50 pm
by Lindaloo
Bring it back David. Bring it back.


LOL @Skywatch!!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:51 pm
by GalvestonDuck
Well, I suppose if they're juvenile delinquents who have nothing better to do, so be it. But I'm sure their parents would want them to stop running up the trailer's electric bill and pawn the stolen radio equipment for money for more beer.

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:54 pm
by WXBUFFJIM
rainstorm wrote:lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"


Can I have large fries??

"Why I don't have french fries today"

Ok may I have an order of fries?

"Look I said we don't have freaking french fries today, so how about something else."

Ok may I have an order of small fries NOW before your breath smells like a odored gas at the cracked window!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
Jim

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:54 pm
by rainstorm
another one!! when someone drives up they ask them:

do you have mad cow disease?
we dont want our burgers getting sick

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:56 pm
by Lindaloo
ROFLMBO!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 3:57 pm
by southerngale
LOL!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:02 pm
by GalvestonDuck
WXBUFFJIM wrote:
rainstorm wrote:lighten up, this is hilarious.


can i have extra onions?
"why, your breath smells bad enough already"


Can I have large fries??

"Why I don't have french fries today"

Ok may I have an order of fries?

"Look I said we don't have freaking french fries today, so how about something else."

Ok may I have an order of small fries NOW before your breath smells like a odored gas at the cracked window!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA
Jim



The way I heard it was like this:

"Hi, how can I help you?"

"I'd like a burger and a large order of fries?"

"I'm sorry, we're cleaning the fry machine today. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, okay, could I get a small order of fries?"

"Sir, I don't think you heard me. We don't have any fries today."

"Well, do you have fries?"

"Look, buddy...listen closely. Who put the straw in strawberry?"

"Uh...nature did."

"Right. And who put the ape in apricot?"

"Um...nature did."

"That's right. And who put the freak in french fries?"

"Uh...um...there ain't no freak in french fries."

"That's right! There ain't no freakin' french fries!"

Chicken Whoppers

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:02 pm
by WXBUFFJIM
Can I have a chicken Whopper?

"Our whoppers are afraid of anything, jerk!!!"

Jim

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:05 pm
by GalvestonDuck
"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

"Huh?"

Re: Chicken Whoppers

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:05 pm
by rainstorm
WXBUFFJIM wrote:Can I have a chicken Whopper?

"Our whoppers are afraid of anything, jerk!!!"

Jim


lol!!