STORM2K

A gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social
> security.
> > >
> > > The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
> verify his age.
> > >
> > > He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet home.
He
> told
> > > the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his
wallet
> > > home. "I will have to go home and come back later".
> > >
> > > The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt
revealing
> > > lots of curly silver hair.
> > >
> > > She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"
&
she
> > > processed his Social Security application.
> > >
> > > When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience
> > > at the social security office.
> > >
> > > She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten
> > > disability too."