Powder Your Nose
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:15 am
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The
little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother
to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he
does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse
himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the
restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the
little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the
washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks up at him
and asks "Did you powder your nose?"
"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close
your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."
little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother
to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in for a little while because he
does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse
himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the
restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the
little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."
And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the
washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks up at him
and asks "Did you powder your nose?"
"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close
your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."
That's funny! 