STORM2K

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


I wonder if the Duke boys ever said that to Roscoe P. Coltrane?

Trivia -- Why did Bo and Luke use a bow and arrows for weapons instead of a firearm?

Dunno Duck, why?

They were on probation for running moonshine and firearm possession or use would have been a violation of their probation.

Wow. I guess I missed that point in my early teen years. We watched that show every week.

LOL!! I will try to remember not to say those to a police officer when I get pulled over.

A friend of mine did say to an officer when he got pulled over 'What's up occifer"

What's wrong with those comments?

Several years ago, a group of us went out for the evening, and one of the group told all the bartenders that he was the Designated Driver, because the bars always gave free soft drinks to designated drivers. What none of us knew at the time, though, was that he was taking the free soft drinks, and adding to them from a bottle in his inside coat pocket.

Later in the evening, when pulled over, he looked indignantly at the officer, and inquired:

"Why did you pull me over? I was elected to say stober. . ."

True story.

Some friend

Actually it is kinda funny. LOL!!

When I was in the military several of us went to the NCO club for some drinks. On the way back to the barracks the military cops pulled over our obviously drunk driver. After handcuffing him the cop asked if anyone was sober enough to drive. One of the guys in the back said yes and as he went to get out of the car he fell flat on his face! Needless to say the rest of us got a lift to the lockup until they could get someone to come pick us up. LOL

Still like this one.

Woman pulled over for speeding. Officer comes up to the window and asks for her license and registration.

"Gee, officer. I didn't know I was driving THAT fast! By the way, are those flies buzzing around your head?"

"You were driving that fast, and I don't see any flies," he replied.

"We'll they are the kind that you normally see around a horse's rear end."

"Are you implying I'm a horse's ass, Miss?"

"No, officer, I would never do that. But those flies sure seem to think so!"

azskyman wrote:Still like this one.

Woman pulled over for speeding. Officer comes up to the window and asks for her license and registration.

"Gee, officer. I didn't know I was driving THAT fast! By the way, are those flies buzzing around your head?"

"You were driving that fast, and I don't see any flies," he replied.

"We'll they are the kind that you normally see around a horse's rear end."

"Are you implying I'm a horse's ass, Miss?"

"No, officer, I would never do that. But those flies sure seem to think so!"

Then the officer procedes, "Out of the car miss."

azskyman wrote:Still like this one.

Woman pulled over for speeding. Officer comes up to the window and asks for her license and registration.

"Gee, officer. I didn't know I was driving THAT fast! By the way, are those flies buzzing around your head?"

"You were driving that fast, and I don't see any flies," he replied.

"We'll they are the kind that you normally see around a horse's rear end."

"Are you implying I'm a horse's ass, Miss?"

"No, officer, I would never do that. But those flies sure seem to think so!"

I know that this is supposed to be a humorous thread, and I take it that way, but if this were to be true, which is questionable. The lady needs a swift kick in the butt. She is implying that the police officer is a horse's ass because she was caught doing something that she wasn't supposed to be doing and she knew it. Why take your own stupidity and mistakes out on the enforcement authority. Sorry for the rant on this humorous thread, but it just chaps my hind end....

blizzard wrote:

azskyman wrote:Still like this one.

Woman pulled over for speeding. Officer comes up to the window and asks for her license and registration.

"Gee, officer. I didn't know I was driving THAT fast! By the way, are those flies buzzing around your head?"

"You were driving that fast, and I don't see any flies," he replied.

"We'll they are the kind that you normally see around a horse's rear end."

"Are you implying I'm a horse's ass, Miss?"

"No, officer, I would never do that. But those flies sure seem to think so!"

I know that this is supposed to be a humorous thread, and I take it that way, but if this were to be true, which is questionable. The lady needs a swift kick in the butt. She is implying that the police officer is a horse's ass because she was caught doing something that she wasn't supposed to be doing and she knew it. Why take your own stupidity and mistakes out on the enforcement authority. Sorry for the rant on this humorous thread, but it just chaps my hind end....

Want some Talcom powder Blizz ?????

LOL ff, I may need some....

Awww, drazz needs some baby powder....who's gonna powder his butt?