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Best Headlines of 2003 (these are supposed to be actual)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:14 am
by blizzard
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:43 am
by firefighter16
Where was the crack found on her ????? :)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:45 am
by southerngale
Isn't it self-explanatory? :lol:

Some pretty funny headlines there!

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:06 am
by blizzard
The other night I had to go to the Emergency Room........

I had a Crack in my Butt!!!!

LOL

OK, pretty lame, but hey whta can you expect...lol

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:28 am
by firefighter16
They say crack kills......

That's why I use talcom powder......:)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:33 am
by JCT777
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


LOL!! :lol: Too funny.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:54 am
by GalvestonDuck
Not gonna say it...wouldn't be prudent. :wink:

S....n....o....p.... well, you know the rest. :)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:02 pm
by stormraiser
Thanks Duck. I thought we saw those same headlines the beginning of last year. :(

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:14 pm
by Lindaloo
Well blizzard you were arrested for impersonating Santa. But no one picked up the story, until now. ROFL!!

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:02 pm
by Stephanie
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



Is this how they clone?? :lol:

Those were funny - thanks for sharing!

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:04 pm
by blizzard
Lindaloo wrote:Well blizzard you were arrested for impersonating Santa. But no one picked up the story, until now. ROFL!!


I was hoping that wouldn't get out....lol

And it really doesn't matter if this was found to be false on Snopes, they are still enough to put a smile on my face.