Right attitude
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2003 9:44 am
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some
days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case
you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if
you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up
and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the
longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for
them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird
names, and all are different colors ... But they all
have to learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know
you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has
thought about you today.....
And it was me.......
days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case
you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if
you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to
be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up
and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the
longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for
them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird
names, and all are different colors ... But they all
have to learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know
you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has
thought about you today.....
And it was me.......
