Clinton Joke (they just never seem to go away)
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:38 pm
Arkansas Hawgs
When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas, and stepped from the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying 2 Arkansas-bred hawgs.
At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!".
Clinton turned and glared at the boy.
"Son, don't you know I'm from Arkansas? These ain't pigs, they're hawgs."
The marine replied, "This Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S pardon, sir. Fine looking hawgs, sir!"
Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.
The President went on, "Thank you son. Now, you see this one
here?"...nodding to one of the hawgs under his right arm... "I got this one for Chelsea"...then he nodded to the hawg on his left. "...and got this one here for Hillary."
At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,
"Outstanding trades, sir."
When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas, and stepped from the helicopter and onto the White House lawn. He was carrying 2 Arkansas-bred hawgs.
At the bottom of the steps, a young Marine snapped to attention, saluted sharply and said, "Fine looking pigs, sir!".
Clinton turned and glared at the boy.
"Son, don't you know I'm from Arkansas? These ain't pigs, they're hawgs."
The marine replied, "This Marine begs the COMMANDER IN CHIEF'S pardon, sir. Fine looking hawgs, sir!"
Clinton smiled with pride and the young man relaxed.
The President went on, "Thank you son. Now, you see this one
here?"...nodding to one of the hawgs under his right arm... "I got this one for Chelsea"...then he nodded to the hawg on his left. "...and got this one here for Hillary."
At that the Marine snapped back to attention and said,
"Outstanding trades, sir."
Son,you just got yourself a promotion