A Little Tied Up at the Moment
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 3:31 pm
A German bondage fetishist was practicing at home when he got so chained up that he had to call police to come release him. Police arrived at the home and received no answer until the man came to the window and threw out the house keys with his teeth. The officers were greeted by the sight of a heavily-chained man waddling towards them on his knees with his head down, wearing only shiny black leather and white socks. "To visualize the appearance of the afflicted party, one would have to imagine a penguin of waist-height waddling with slightly protruding wings," Aachen police said in a statement. Police were able to release the man using their own handcuff keys. "We suggested in the future that he go to places where that sort of thing might cost a bit more, but would definitely be safer for him," the spokesman said.
