First Blonde Guy Joke
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:51 am
The first Blonde guy joke...and well worth the
> wait!
> >
> > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were
> doing construction work on
> > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They
> were eating lunch and
> > the
> > Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
> corned beef and cabbage
> > one
> > more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
> building."
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed,
> "Burritos again! If I get
> > burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
> again! If I get a bologna
> > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box,
> saw corned beef and
> > cabbage
> > and jumped to his death.
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and
> jumped too.
> >
> > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw ! the bologna
> and jumped to his death
> > as
> > well.
> >
> > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping.
> She said, "If I'd known
> > how
> > really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
> never would have given
> > it
> > to him again!"
> >
> > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, I could
> have given him tacos or
> > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
> much."
> >
> > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> >
> > Are you ready for
> it.........................................
> >
> > *
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> > It's worth the
> wait..............................................
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > "Hey don't look at me," she said, "He makes his
> own lunch!"
> wait!
> >
> > An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were
> doing construction work on
> > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They
> were eating lunch and
> > the
> > Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get
> corned beef and cabbage
> > one
> > more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
> building."
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed,
> "Burritos again! If I get
> > burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
> again! If I get a bologna
> > sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> >
> > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box,
> saw corned beef and
> > cabbage
> > and jumped to his death.
> >
> > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and
> jumped too.
> >
> > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw ! the bologna
> and jumped to his death
> > as
> > well.
> >
> > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping.
> She said, "If I'd known
> > how
> > really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I
> never would have given
> > it
> > to him again!"
> >
> > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, I could
> have given him tacos or
> > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so
> much."
> >
> > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> >
> > Are you ready for
> it.........................................
> >
> > *
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > *
> > It's worth the
> wait..............................................
> >
> > *
> > *
> > *
> >
> > "Hey don't look at me," she said, "He makes his
> own lunch!"
Very Nice! LOL! 
