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What PMS really stands for:
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:42 am
by bfez1
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid- Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
...and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:45 am
by blizzard
6 & 10....rofl, how true, how true....lol
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:48 am
by Intimidator
#2 is the true meaning of PMS.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:26 am
by JCT777
#10 - I have seen it and see it often. Such a lovely time of the month.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:33 am
by j
May I take this oppurtunity to share with the fellow men of the board, the PMS Survival Guide For Men:
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that bathrobe.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:38 am
by Intimidator
Don't forget the two most important words ever known to man : " Yes Dear ".
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:49 am
by stormraiser
That doesn't work with me, because I say it so often to my wife, jokingly, that she knows I don't mean it.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:27 am
by Intimidator
Try "As you wish" then run.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:00 pm
by Stephanie
Those were good Bonnie & j!
I saw alittle of me in all of them.
Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:11 pm
by Josephine96
I like number 6 lol