STORM2K

I figured I'd try to tell you guys a funny story I heard years ago but it just popped into my head again today..

A man traveled down to my town 1 time and went to a restaurant.. where he was served by a pretty girl behind the cash register.

He kept looking at the spelling of our town {K-i-s-s-i-m-m-e-e} and thought.. "This sounds like a real friendly town.."..

Well.. he apparently thought the girl would be friendly too.. So in an effort to try to get himself to kiss her he says "Excuse me, ma'm.. but how do you pronounce the name of this place.."

She says "Bur-ger- Ki-ng" {in a slow tone} lol Once he heard that.. he just left.. lol

{If you don't get it.. he stopped at a Burger King in Kissimmee lol}

I'm sorry.. I was just thinking of this today and it was too funny

Thanks John

LOL Stormy.. You're welcome.. I hope it's not me you're eye rolling at lol

NO, the Bur-Ger King

LOL that was probably 1 of those moments where you had to be there

Josephine96 wrote:LOL that was probably 1 of those moments where you had to be there

I think you forgot to mention that the Burger King Employee was BLONDE.

LOL.. She may have been lol.. But the time I heard this story I thought it was hilarious

Here's one for you then...

Two men and a woman were being interviewed for a job with the FBI.

They take the first man aside and tell him that after a final task he can have the job. They tell him to go in the next room where his wife is and shoot her. He tells them that he can't. They kick him out.

Then they take the second man aside and tell him that after a final task he can have the job. They tell him to go in the next room where his wife is and shoot her. He heads into the room, but comes out a few seconds later, crying, saying he just can't shoot her. They kick him out.

Then they take the woman aside and tell her that after a final task she can have the job. They tell her to go in the next room where her husband is and shoot him. She heads into the room. They promptly hear six shots ring out followed by clanking and banging noises.

About ten minutes later the woman comes out of the room. The FBI men ask her what she was doing. She says, "There were only blanks in the gun so I had to beat him to death with the chair."

LOL That was bad lol

Just like a woman

LOL Stormy.. we are sayin a lot tonight lol

Yes, I have been busy so I am taking a little time for myself

stormraiser wrote:Yes, I have been busy so I am taking a little time for myself

Take all the time you need. Enjoy it!