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New TV Show...

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:30 am
by j
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina an over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally, ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that reads: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:34 am
by TexasStooge
LOL!!! Too funny!!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:50 am
by Josephine96
LOL :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:48 am
by wx247
What happens if no one makes it. :o :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:55 am
by j
The name gets changed to "Deliverance"

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 10:00 am
by wx247
LMAO :lol: :lol:

I never thought about that.

*insert Dueling banjo theme here*

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 10:09 am
by Lindaloo
They will not survive MS. lol

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 10:24 am
by HurricaneGirl
:D That's TOO Funny!!! :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 10:49 am
by furluvcats
Did you hear that they ARE doing a Gilligan's Island Survivor type show? They are taking a real professor, a real movie star, etc, and stranding them on a desert island....gee, I wonder who they pick for MaryAnn? A farm girl? What exactly was she, besides every guys favorite??

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:30 am
by GalvestonDuck
I think that's about it for her character -- a farm girl from Kansas. She said the first thing she wanted to do when she got home off that island was bake an apple pie, milk the cow, and feed the chickens. At least they added her name and "the professor" instead of just always referring to them as "the rest."

If you get a chance to watch any of the episodes from the first season, watch carefully in the credits. A flag flies at half-staff in the background of one shot, because it was filmed shortly after JFK's assassination.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:41 am
by southerngale
Confiscate your guns? They wouldn't get 10 miles into Texas!! :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:42 am
by JCT777
LOL, j! :lol: That's hysterical. :)

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:56 pm
by stormraiser
Uh, as a member of the Southern Maryland Heritage Foundation, I would say avoid this area as well

I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!


Vegetarian may get away with it. The Nascar track will go crazy, I grew up hating Yankees (and still can't get along with them) Hillary? I don't think so, Smoking? We grow the stuff there. Deer hunting is a way of life (even out of season in the right places) and you can't do that without a gun. We may not be The South, but I definitely ain't no Yankee. :eek:

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:02 pm
by Firefighter16
It doesn't matter wether you're North or South if they are traveling through the backwoods they will not survive. :)

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:43 pm
by JCT777
Agreed ff. But watching them try to survive would be a load of fun. 8-)

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:29 am
by JQ Public
Hahah. They should also have one of those darwin fish. That'll be a guaranteed public tar and feathering :o My mom's veggie tho and she hasn't been murdered yet...:roll: