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Quickie Divorce

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:59 am
by stormraiser
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him -"very quickly." The lawyer said that the speed
for getting a divorce whould depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLISH: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLISH: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLISH: "No." he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLISH: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLISH: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLISH: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: WHY DO YOU WANT THIS DIVORCE??
POLISH: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLISH: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLISH: She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and put on
shelf in bathroom I can read it says, "POLISH REMOVER."

:lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:18 am
by HurricaneGirl
:roflmbo:

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:18 am
by GalvestonDuck
LOL!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:02 pm
by bfez1
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's funny!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:23 pm
by Stephanie
I'll bet the lawyer needed a drink after that one! LOL!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:20 pm
by southerngale
LOL! :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:25 pm
by Stormsfury
HAHA!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:31 pm
by timNms
LOL. good one!