John Kerry has no sense of humor
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:14 pm
Proving once again how out-of-touch and pathetic his campaign has become, John Kerry is now whining about a joke that President Bush made Wednesday night at the 60th annual Radio and Television Correspondents' dinner. This is a traditionally non-partisan gathering presidents usually attend that is known for comedy and people poking fun at themselves.
At the dinner, President Bush gave a speech in which he presented a slideshow of various self-incriminating pictures, and he gave a description of each. In one of the photos, Bush is seen looking underneath a couch and he said "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." The crowd erupted in laughter, and everyone got the joke. The segment was replayed on the morning news shows, and everyone laughed and got the joke. That is, except Democratic sourpuss John Kerry, who didn't find it a bit funny. It looks like 'ole Lurch's skiing vacation didn't do a thing to loosen him up. He should really get that checked out.
Offended that someone else might actually be having some fun, the Kerry campaign released a statement last night: "If George Bush thinks his deceptive rationale for going to war is a laughing matter, then he's even more out of touch than we thought." Boy, this guy would be no fun at a party. Unfortunately for Senator Kerry, he is the one that is out of touch. Everyone else thought it was funny.
I guess we just learned that John Kerry can't take a joke. Poor baby.
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But wait! This just in! sKerry is upset about Bush's jokes at the correspondent's dinner. But what about Kerry's joke back in 1998? Matt Drudge has come up with a little joke that sKerry told back then about the first Bush administration. Kerry said: "Somebody told me the other day that the Secret Service has orders that if George Bush is shot, they're to shoot Quayle. There isn't any press here, is there?"
So ... Bush makes a joke about searching for weapons of mass destruction in his office, and that's a real bad thing to John sKerry. But it's quite OK for Kerry to make jokes about assassinating the Vice President.
I think I get it now. This politics thing is sooooo confusing.
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I watched it and it was hilarious!! The liberal media was laughing at his jokes as well...they were funny. If you missed it, it repeats on C-Span Saturday night at 8pm est.
At the dinner, President Bush gave a speech in which he presented a slideshow of various self-incriminating pictures, and he gave a description of each. In one of the photos, Bush is seen looking underneath a couch and he said "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere." The crowd erupted in laughter, and everyone got the joke. The segment was replayed on the morning news shows, and everyone laughed and got the joke. That is, except Democratic sourpuss John Kerry, who didn't find it a bit funny. It looks like 'ole Lurch's skiing vacation didn't do a thing to loosen him up. He should really get that checked out.
Offended that someone else might actually be having some fun, the Kerry campaign released a statement last night: "If George Bush thinks his deceptive rationale for going to war is a laughing matter, then he's even more out of touch than we thought." Boy, this guy would be no fun at a party. Unfortunately for Senator Kerry, he is the one that is out of touch. Everyone else thought it was funny.
I guess we just learned that John Kerry can't take a joke. Poor baby.
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But wait! This just in! sKerry is upset about Bush's jokes at the correspondent's dinner. But what about Kerry's joke back in 1998? Matt Drudge has come up with a little joke that sKerry told back then about the first Bush administration. Kerry said: "Somebody told me the other day that the Secret Service has orders that if George Bush is shot, they're to shoot Quayle. There isn't any press here, is there?"
So ... Bush makes a joke about searching for weapons of mass destruction in his office, and that's a real bad thing to John sKerry. But it's quite OK for Kerry to make jokes about assassinating the Vice President.
I think I get it now. This politics thing is sooooo confusing.
source
I watched it and it was hilarious!! The liberal media was laughing at his jokes as well...they were funny. If you missed it, it repeats on C-Span Saturday night at 8pm est.