The differences between WWBB and Storm2K members
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:12 pm
(Please note: As those on the WWBB may know, I have a strange sense of humor.)
Based on results of extensive research that exists only in my own mind, I have compiled the following comparison of most likely differences between WWBB and Storm2K:
Investment strategies
Storm2K member: Varied portfolio of no-load mutual funds, stocks and Roth IRAs.
WWBB member: Once scalped a pair of crappy Red Sox/Devil Rays tickets to two German tourists for $500.
Tolerance for spicy foods
Storm2K member: Finds Taco Bell mild sauce hard to handle.
WWBB member: Once downed a shot of Frank's Red Hot on a $20 dare.
Use of profanity
WWBB member: Droppin' F-bombs like an F-16 over Iraq
Storm2K member: Will only cuss if Dale Jr. loses or if someone calls the president "Dumya"
For men only: secret wouldn't want wife to know about:
WWBB member: Has unclean thoughts about TWC's Kristina Abernathy
Storm2K member: Has unclean thoughts about TWC's Kristina Abernathy
For moderators: Recent reason for banning:
WWBB moderator: Member made multiple personal attacks and threats
Storm2K moderator: Member said they enjoyed Richard Clarke's recent book
Pets:
Storm2K member: Dog named "Vortex"
WWBB member: Snake named "Axl"
Sunday morning activities:
Storm2K member: Wake up, go to church and clean garage.
WWBB member: Stumble out of bed, check 12Z GFS, start flame war with DT.
Deepest, darkest thought:
WWBB member: Prays for back-to-back six-foot snowstorms that paralyze the East Coast.
Storm2K member: Would like to run over every liberal in the US with their pickup truck.
Opinion on TWC travel desk anchor Alexandra Steele:
WWBB member: Can't frickin' stand her.
Storm2K member: Can't frickin' stand her.
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Based on results of extensive research that exists only in my own mind, I have compiled the following comparison of most likely differences between WWBB and Storm2K:
Investment strategies
Storm2K member: Varied portfolio of no-load mutual funds, stocks and Roth IRAs.
WWBB member: Once scalped a pair of crappy Red Sox/Devil Rays tickets to two German tourists for $500.
Tolerance for spicy foods
Storm2K member: Finds Taco Bell mild sauce hard to handle.
WWBB member: Once downed a shot of Frank's Red Hot on a $20 dare.
Use of profanity
WWBB member: Droppin' F-bombs like an F-16 over Iraq
Storm2K member: Will only cuss if Dale Jr. loses or if someone calls the president "Dumya"
For men only: secret wouldn't want wife to know about:
WWBB member: Has unclean thoughts about TWC's Kristina Abernathy
Storm2K member: Has unclean thoughts about TWC's Kristina Abernathy
For moderators: Recent reason for banning:
WWBB moderator: Member made multiple personal attacks and threats
Storm2K moderator: Member said they enjoyed Richard Clarke's recent book
Pets:
Storm2K member: Dog named "Vortex"
WWBB member: Snake named "Axl"
Sunday morning activities:
Storm2K member: Wake up, go to church and clean garage.
WWBB member: Stumble out of bed, check 12Z GFS, start flame war with DT.
Deepest, darkest thought:
WWBB member: Prays for back-to-back six-foot snowstorms that paralyze the East Coast.
Storm2K member: Would like to run over every liberal in the US with their pickup truck.
Opinion on TWC travel desk anchor Alexandra Steele:
WWBB member: Can't frickin' stand her.
Storm2K member: Can't frickin' stand her.
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