The One Flaw in Women!
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:08 am
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
> overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
> time on this one?"
>
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to
> be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts,
> all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
> that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do
> everything with only two hands."
>
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
> And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
day.
> Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
>
> "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
> so soft, Lord."
>
>
> "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>
> The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?"
>
>
> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
> able to reason and negotiate."
>
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
> told! you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>
> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
>
>
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>
> "They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous They
> fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
> solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards.
>
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
> they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk,
> run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
> woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and
> love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
> their family and friends.
>
> Women have vital things to say and everything to give."
>
> "It sounds as if you have created perfection," the angel said to the
Lord.
>
>
>
>
> "No, that is not true--there is one flaw which I have not been able to
> overcome."
> The angel inquired: "And what is woman's one flaw?"
>
>
> "THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH..."
>
> overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
> time on this one?"
>
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to
> be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts,
> all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
> that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
> anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do
> everything with only two hands."
>
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
> And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one
day.
> Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
>
> "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
> creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself
> when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
>
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her
> so soft, Lord."
>
>
> "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You
> have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
>
> The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?"
>
>
> The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
> able to reason and negotiate."
>
>
> The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
> woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
> told! you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
>
> "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
>
>
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
>
> "They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous They
> fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better
> solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get
> awards.
>
> They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
> they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
>
>
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk,
> run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
> woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and
> love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to
> their family and friends.
>
> Women have vital things to say and everything to give."
>
> "It sounds as if you have created perfection," the angel said to the
Lord.
>
>
>
>
> "No, that is not true--there is one flaw which I have not been able to
> overcome."
> The angel inquired: "And what is woman's one flaw?"
>
>
> "THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH..."
>
hhmmmmmmmmm and I think I should put a copy of that on the fridge.. just as a friendly reminder to my dear ol hubby. 
