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Sex of the Seagulls
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:15 pm
by chadtm80
Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:16 pm
by Lindaloo
The one on the right is the male.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:17 pm
by Wnghs2007
LOL Chad that is too funny....Correct assumption
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:20 pm
by stormraiser
Correct Linda, facing us, the one on the right is the male
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:21 pm
by southerngale
The one on the left must be the female. Poor thing, the male just won't shut up!
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:21 pm
by chadtm80
Dont think so.. LOL
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:24 pm
by stormchazer
LOL...Love it!
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:29 pm
by Lindaloo
stormraiser wrote:Correct Linda, facing us, the one on the right is the male
SMACK!!!
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:29 pm
by Rainband
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:39 pm
by stormraiser
The truth hurts sometimes
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:41 pm
by Wnghs2007
Poor guy that woman want leave him alone....sad.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:48 pm
by Suzi Q
Poor Guy, he just doesn't get that his pick up line isn't working-AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's prolly looking around for a hawk to swoop down and rescue her from this LOSER!
****runs away laughing hysterically*****
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 8:50 pm
by stormraiser
Good one Suzi
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 9:45 pm
by streetsoldier
An elderly, retired OB-GYN once told me that he could tell, at the time of birth, the sex of the child...girl's mouths are always OPEN.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 9:51 pm
by azskyman
There is weakness in the silent whipped male. Off camera, stage left, is a younger chick, beak painted, eyes smiling, parading her long legs and snow white breast for his eyes to admire. He hears nothing really from all the noise.
Mother hen will soon have nothing to harp at except her own lonely image in the still still lake.
He, in turn, will discover that the young chicklet's beak is also capable of flapping in the breeze.
And so goes the cycle.
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 9:53 pm
by mf_dolphin
telephone, telegraph and telewoman.....fastest way to communicate!
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 8:15 am
by Josephine96
LOL
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 9:21 am
by j
ah man......now that was entertaining!
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 4:33 pm
by furluvcats
Steve...I'm ashamed at you!
"Mother hen" is yapping at her mate, because hewas caught with his feathers ruffled in the WRONG nest!
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 7:19 pm
by Stephanie
Lindaloo wrote:The one on the right is the male.