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German couple didn't know to have sex to have children
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 11:19 am
by Brent
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 11:24 am
by TexasStooge
Freaky!!!!
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 11:25 am
by bfez1
Just when I thought I heard it all!!!
You have got to be kidding!!!
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 11:34 am
by coriolis
My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:19 pm
by Guest
Wow is all I have to say to that. Sheltered life???
...Jennifer...
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:23 pm
by GalvestonDuck
coriolis wrote:My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.
Well, it's the truth, isn't it?

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Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:32 pm
by HurricaneGirl

They need to go to Dr. Ruth's School of Sexual Literacy.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 12:33 pm
by Guest
Oh Shawn, I used to love Cabbage Patch Dolls. I owned tons of them as a little girl. They were just the cutest things! I think I may have actually seen some in stores during the past few months.
...Jennifer...
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 1:04 pm
by TexasStooge
GalvestonDuck wrote:coriolis wrote:My older brother always told me that I was found under a cabbage plant.
Well, it's the truth, isn't it?


LOL!!

Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 1:15 pm
by Skywatch_NC
I remember the year that some younger cousins of mine got some Cabbage Patch kids for Christmas...there was a boy one named Otis Lee.
So Ed...is your favorite side dish...ahem...cole slaw?

I love the hot slaw variety too with broken-up bacon in it.
Eric

Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:12 pm
by Miss Mary
Unbelievable story!
Ed - LOL
And finally, I imagine this couple is making up for lost time! Wonder if their family members have seen them lately? LOL
Mary
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 3:31 pm
by Rainband
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 5:28 pm
by coriolis
I resemble that, Duck!
And yes, I love cole slaw and pigs in a blanket too.
Yes HG, they should at least read the book!
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 5:45 pm
by Josephine96
So did they not know how to have sex? lol or did they just not know they needed to have sex to have children? lol
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 6:57 pm
by Brent
Josephine96 wrote:So did they not know how to have sex? lol or did they just not know they needed to have sex to have children? lol
Apparently neither. ROFLMAO!!!!
I'm dying laughing here.
Can people REALLY be that stupid? Gosh, I'm 15 and know you have to do that.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 7:11 pm
by azskyman
Cabbage Patch kids? Hmmm, it really IS true....
I'm actually not surprised at that story. Sex is such a taboo subject in some families.
Another twist to a similar story. I heard of a woman who kept getting pregnant in spite of a longterm prescription of birth control pills.
She didn't know she was supposed to ingest them; she simply put them under her pillow during sex.
9 months later..... Darn pills failed again!
Must need a different kind of pillow.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 7:34 pm
by Josephine96
She put her birth control pills where? lol
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 7:49 pm
by Brent
azskyman wrote:Cabbage Patch kids? Hmmm, it really IS true....
I'm actually not surprised at that story. Sex is such a taboo subject in some families.
Another twist to a similar story. I heard of a woman who kept getting pregnant in spite of a longterm prescription of birth control pills.
She didn't know she was supposed to ingest them; she simply put them under her pillow during sex.
9 months later..... Darn pills failed again!
Must need a different kind of pillow.
OMG! Are you serious? ROFLMAO!!! *falls into floor laughing*
LOL
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 7:50 pm
by Josephine96
LMAO.. I'm still laughing about the couple that must not have known how to have sex lol..
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 8:08 pm
by chadtm80
What?? Your kidding me right?? This has to be fake!! Every doctor knows it dosent take sex to make a baby.. You just need a stork. Duh!!
