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Brand new drugs on the market!


With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.

Too funny!

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh Jenn

Those are funny!!

And for women...

CRANIAGRA - Eliminates those annoying bedtime headaches.

BUDGETRA - Creates an urge to stay within the family budget.

PERMISSA - Eliminates objections to her husband going out for golf, fishing, hunting, etc.

CONTENTRA - Makes her happy with the house size, decorations, kitchen cabinets, furniture, carpets, paint, and arrangement of pictures.

LEFTOVRA - Creates a craving for whatever leftovers are in the fridge, instead of getting takeout tonight.

LOOKSFINE-TRA - Helps her realize that this outfit does not make her look fat, and does not make her butt look huge.

SILENTRA - Reduces the urge to talk, especially about "our relationship"

EMPLOYAGRA - Creates a sudden urge to go get a job.

DUMSHOTURNOFF - Creates an aversion for TV shows like Sharon Osborne, Trading Places, Jerry Springer

KAMASUTRA - Creates awareness and interest that there are other ways to do it.

LOL Ed!

Just a couple more....

Nagagra - suppresses the urge to tell your husband the same da** thing three times in any given day.

Sagagra - makes your bustline look 10 years younger and actually moves it up to at least 10" above your hemline.

Dragagra - quells the urge to cross-dress. Especially effective on holidays when both pairs of inlaws are invited to dinner.

Bragagra - Removes all obstacles that keep you from telling others just how wonderful your bratty little kids are!

Iamahagagra - Must be used in solitary confinement only after any outburst that sends your husband to the sports bar by himself.

Ha Ha Ha, Steve and Jen.