Don't Lie to Mama!!!
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 11:12 am
Mama has a point.
> > >
> > > Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony
> > > for dinner...who lives
> > > with a female roommate Vikki...
> > >
> > > During the course of the meal, his mother
> > > couldn't help but notice
> > > how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
> > > suspicious of a
> > > relationship between the two, and this had only made
> > > her more curious.
> > >
> > > Over the course of the evening, while watching
> > > the two interact, she
> > > started to wonder if there was more between Anthony
> > > and his roommate than
> > > met the eye.
> > >
> > > Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony
> > > volunteered, "I know what you
> > > must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are
> > > just roommates."
> > >
> > > About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony
> > > saying, "Ever since your
> > > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
> > > silver sugar bowl. You
> > > don't suppose she took it, do you?"
> > >
> > > "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
> > > be sure." So he sat
> > > down and wrote:
> > >
> > > (This is cute)
> > >
> > > Dear Mama,
> > >
> > > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar
> > > bowl from my house, I'm
> > > not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact
> > > remains that it has
> > > been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
> > >
> > > Love, Anthony
> > >
> > > Several days later, Anthony received a
> > > response email from his Mama,
> > > which read:
> > >
> > > Dear Son,
> > >
> > > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
> > > and I'm not saying
> > > that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact
> > > remains that if she were
> > > sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
> > > sugar bowl by now.
> > >
> > > Love, Mama.
> > >
> > > Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your
> > > Mother
> > >
> >
> >
> > =====
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > > Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony
> > > for dinner...who lives
> > > with a female roommate Vikki...
> > >
> > > During the course of the meal, his mother
> > > couldn't help but notice
> > > how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
> > > suspicious of a
> > > relationship between the two, and this had only made
> > > her more curious.
> > >
> > > Over the course of the evening, while watching
> > > the two interact, she
> > > started to wonder if there was more between Anthony
> > > and his roommate than
> > > met the eye.
> > >
> > > Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony
> > > volunteered, "I know what you
> > > must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are
> > > just roommates."
> > >
> > > About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony
> > > saying, "Ever since your
> > > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
> > > silver sugar bowl. You
> > > don't suppose she took it, do you?"
> > >
> > > "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to
> > > be sure." So he sat
> > > down and wrote:
> > >
> > > (This is cute)
> > >
> > > Dear Mama,
> > >
> > > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar
> > > bowl from my house, I'm
> > > not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact
> > > remains that it has
> > > been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
> > >
> > > Love, Anthony
> > >
> > > Several days later, Anthony received a
> > > response email from his Mama,
> > > which read:
> > >
> > > Dear Son,
> > >
> > > I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki,
> > > and I'm not saying
> > > that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact
> > > remains that if she were
> > > sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
> > > sugar bowl by now.
> > >
> > > Love, Mama.
> > >
> > > Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your
> > > Mother
> > >
> >
> >
> > =====
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
