Time to head to the GYM w/ JOHN KERRY!!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:53 am
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Time to head to the GYM w/ JOHN KERRY!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:20 pm
Thanks...I hadn't had my June laugh until just now...
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:39 pm
That is hilarious!!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:40 pm
LMAO!! What a scary sight to see when he does the hip workout. hehe
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:40 pm
Kerryrhobics! 
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:47 pm
Skywatch_NC wrote:Kerryrhobics!
Yeah, he's a regular Richard Simmons.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:44 pm
Maybe he can get a job at a workout gym after he loses the election. hehe
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:47 pm
southerngale wrote:Maybe he can get a job at a workout gym after he loses the election. hehe
OR maybe he'll go the other way like AL Gore and gain 250lbs in 3 weeks
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:52 pm
i mean, as it stands right now, one has to figure that AT LEAST 90% of his total body mass is concentrated in his hair, w/ 10lbs coming from JUST the hair spray alone.
Imagine how many cans he must go through per week -- 5, 10, 15 ??
Imagine how many cans he must go through per week -- 5, 10, 15 ??
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:58 pm
USAwx1 wrote:i mean, as it stands right now, one has to figure that AT LEAST 90% of his total body mass is concentrated in his hair, w/ 10lbs coming from JUST the hair spray alone.
Imagine how many cans he must go through per week -- 5, 10, 15 ??
lol
Just look at all that hair...
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:02 pm
maybe he will open up a salon in DEC or JAN after he loses.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:06 pm
He can charge $1000 for a haircut.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:09 pm
Ohhh, fill your head with HAIR
Long, beautiful HAIR
Shinin', gleamin',
Streamin', waxin', flaxen
Just like Jesus wore it
Lord, how I adore it!
Here, baby,. there, Mama
Every-where, Kerry, Kerry,
HAAAAIIIIR!!
Long, beautiful HAIR
Shinin', gleamin',
Streamin', waxin', flaxen
Just like Jesus wore it
Lord, how I adore it!
Here, baby,. there, Mama
Every-where, Kerry, Kerry,
HAAAAIIIIR!!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:25 pm
southerngale wrote:He can charge $1000 for a haircut.
Personally, i would not pay 10 cents for one of his haircuts, and besides if i wanted to butcher my hair i would cut it myself for free and walk around looking like a deranged member of some freak gothic club for 5 weeks until it grows back
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:51 pm
You wouldn't have to...if elected, Kerry would put the costs of his hairspray into a "hidden" clause in his tax package. 
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:34 pm
Oh Kerry 
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:10 pm
I like that Kerry served and is a war hero.
It seems like Bush and Cheney, both of whom never served, like to attack veterans. I think it is a losing strategy for someone who was a screwup until 40 to attack a Veteran.
It seems like Bush and Cheney, both of whom never served, like to attack veterans. I think it is a losing strategy for someone who was a screwup until 40 to attack a Veteran.
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:48 pm
Actually Kerry is the one who attacked the war veterans.
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:19 pm
That is hilarious!
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:04 pm
zwyts wrote:I like that Kerry served and is a war hero.
It seems like Bush and Cheney, both of whom never served, like to attack veterans. I think it is a losing strategy for someone who was a screwup until 40 to attack a Veteran.
Yes he's a war hero. They gave him a medal instead of a Band-Aid.
Bush served from 1968-1973 in the Texas Air National Guard and he's not attacking veterans.
