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Here's a few *good ones* for ya! It's SAD.....99.99% of this is TRUE



Top ten ways to tell if you really like K-9 SAR:
Original from Denise Blackman (sarpsyc@juno.com)
10) You begin to think of ticks as fellow searchers.
9) You sleep with your pager.
8) You shower with your pager.
7) You just spent your entire vacation slipping down hillsides, getting slapped in the face by poison oak, and scratched by brush; and this was your idea of fun.
6) You have your vehicle, dog and gear ready at all times, but you can't locate your work clothes.
5) You spend working hours fantasizing how you can become independently wealthy so you can search all the time.
4) When someone talks about 'searching the internet' you ask "did they call a dog-team?"
3) More of your co-workers know the name of your dog than know the name of your spouse.
2) Your Christmas list includes: an ammo box (for cadaver), 14 gauge wire (for your SAR-Tech II 24-hour pack), and a "super-screamer" whistle.
1) Your dog dances all around at the sight of your backpack, and you join him.



Dennis

Some more:


Top 10 Reasons why K9 Candidates don't make it as Detection Dogs....
By Chomi Ohoyo


Arson Dogs -- couldn't get the dog fired up.
Water Search Dogs -- dog was in over his head.
Airport Detection Dogs -- dog was too flighty.
Drug Detection Dogs -- dog wouldn't inhale.
Currency Detection Dogs -- the dog was a poor candidate.
Agricultural Products Det. Dogs -- dog had no taste for the work.
Wildlife Detection Dogs -- dog was just winging it.
Explosives Detection Dogs -- dog kept blowing it.
Termite Detection Dogs -- dog bugged me too much.
Gypsy Moth Detection Dogs -- dog's mind kept wandering.


Dennis

Those were good Dennis!

This one;

3) More of your co-workers know the name of your dog than know the name of your spouse.

, reminds me of my neighborhood. At least every other house in the development has one dog and everyone knows you by your dog's name!! I call it "Dog Town"!

Good ones Dennis! Of course Michelle is part of the team too.