STORM2K

>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
>complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
>characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up
>with a suggestion.
>
>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
>piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
>and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>
>"How long will this take?" I asked.
>
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
>
> I stopped.
>
>" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
>between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
>
>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt,
>didn't it?"
>
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may
>even walk again.
>
>Stupid, stupid man......................!!

Lindaloo wrote::roflmao:

What she said...

ROLMBO (No pun intended)

^5 to the husband! I mean.......what an awful thing to do! So unacceptable ( Cheers in background )

lol!!! i'll have to remember this one!

As if it made what HE wiped any bigger...he should have known better than to try that one.

I heard shoving TP into your bra makes them bigger, but how would I know... I don't need to do that.

Remember the scene from ANIMAL HOUSE.... Pinto had the mayor's daugther in the 'sex' room, she unhooked her bra (after he stated it was 'locked') and tp filled his hands!

I'm not sure you'd want to try that with OUR TP; we have rolls with John Kerry's face on each sheet, and others with Hillary grinning as we "wipe away"...

Yes, and Annabelle (she be a ho') is still chasing that "Demo-cat"...