Mastercard Wedding!
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:16 pm
MasterCard Wedding -- You gotta love this guy, This
> > >is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
> > >at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
> > >and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding
> > >with about 300 guests.
> > >
> > >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
> > >on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
> > >
> > >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
> > >from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
> > >He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> > >family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> > >providing such a lavish reception.
> > >
> > >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
> > >to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> > >taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
> > >wedding party, was a manila envelope.
> > >
> > >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
> > >to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope
> > >was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
> > >best man.
> > >
> > >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> > >and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > >After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> > >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> > >best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his
> > >bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> > >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > >morning.
> > >
> > >While most people would have canceled the wedding
> > >immediately after finding out about the affair, this
> > >guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> > >wrong.
> > >
> > >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
> > >$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
> > >best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> > >reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > >members.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
> > >think we might get a
> > >
> > >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends.....................................$32,000.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >occasion.....................................$3,000.
> > >
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui.........................................$8,500.
> > >
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > >glossy of the bride humping the best
> > >man..........Priceless. There are some things money
> > >can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
>
> > >is a true story about a recent wedding that took place
> > >at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
> > >and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding
> > >with about 300 guests.
> > >
> > >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
> > >on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
> > >
> > >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
> > >from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
> > >He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> > >family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> > >providing such a lavish reception.
> > >
> > >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
> > >to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> > >taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
> > >wedding party, was a manila envelope.
> > >
> > >He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
> > >to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope
> > >was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
> > >best man.
> > >
> > >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> > >and had hired a private detective to tail them.
> > >
> > >After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> > >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
> > >best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his
> > >bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> > >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > >morning.
> > >
> > >While most people would have canceled the wedding
> > >immediately after finding out about the affair, this
> > >guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
> > >wrong.
> > >
> > >His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
> > >$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and
> > >best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
> > >reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > >members.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
> > >think we might get a
> > >
> > >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > >friends.....................................$32,000.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > >occasion.....................................$3,000.
> > >
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui.........................................$8,500.
> > >
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > >glossy of the bride humping the best
> > >man..........Priceless. There are some things money
> > >can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
>
