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Iraqi TV Guide

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:49 am
by chadtm80
> SUNDAY:
> 0800 - My 33 Sons
> 0830 - Osama Knows Best
> 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
> 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
> 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies
>
> MONDAY:
> 0800 - Husseinfeld
> 900 - Mad About Everything
> 930 - Monday Night Stoning
> 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
> 1030 - Allah McBeal
>
> TUESDAY:
> 0800 - Wheel of Terror
> 0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
> 0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
> 0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
> 1000 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
>
> WEDNESDAY:
> 0800 - Beat the Press
> 0830 - When Kurds Attack
> 0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
> 0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
> 1000 - Veilwatch
>
> THURSDAY:
> 0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
> 0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
> 0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
>Veils
> 0930 - Married with 139 Children
> 1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
>
> FRIDAY:
> 0800 - Judge Saddam
> 0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
> 0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
> 0930 - Cave and Garden Television
> 1000 - No-Witness News
>
> SATURDAY:
> 0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
> 0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
> 0900 - Teletalibans
> 0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:51 am
by cycloneye
LOL :roll:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:55 am
by JetMaxx
OMG ROFL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:20 am
by Rainband
LMAOOTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnathan :wink:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:44 am
by streetsoldier
What's this? No "Auctions on Ubay" :wink: ?

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:48 am
by Amanzi
ROFLMAO..... @ married with 139 children!

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:54 am
by streetsoldier
And where's the "Home Chopping Network"? :o

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:00 pm
by Derek Ortt
I thought I once saw an Iraqi TV guide that listed "Saddam, the Kurdish Slayer" LOL

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:02 pm
by bfez1
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:05 pm
by chadtm80
LMAO!

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:14 pm
by Rainband
Win ,lose or Bribe the UN.. :lol: :lol:

Johnathan :wink:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:59 pm
by streetsoldier
Then there are always the OLD favorites...

"Have Hostages, Will Travel"

"Oilsmoke"

"Basrah and Robin"

"The Donna Bleeds Show"

"Qusay and Harriers"

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:19 pm
by Guest
What about the old favorite

GUNSMOKE......

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:23 pm
by JCT777
Too funny!! :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:35 pm
by southerngale
ROFLOL!!!!

Here's a few more:
Jeopardy
Everybody Loves Saddam
Saddam in the Big Blue Bunker
The O'Sama Factor

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:36 pm
by chadtm80
"My Big Fat Iraqi Dictator"

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:41 pm
by streetsoldier
"Kerosene in the City" (with HEARTFELT apologies to Lea Thompson)

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:42 pm
by Guest
LOL chad I like that one....trying to think of others ones .....

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:42 pm
by TexasStooge
Baghdad Squares.

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:43 pm
by Guest
Wheel of Torture