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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer should be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phone the police again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course the police caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) YOU GOT TO LOVE IT.

BIBLE TAG!!!
This is so neat!!!!

The Bible in 50 Words!

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born

God walked
Love talked

Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

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Prayers go up, Blessings come down.

This is what a computer SHOULD do! I love this! Click on the link below and then type in your first name...

Computer Flattery

Put your birth date in the pop up window after you click on the below link. What happens is pretty interesting. It's also amazing how quickly it computes!! Very cool. Send it on to all you think might like a bit of trivia!! Click here:

Age Calculator (no not that kind of age calculator)

Joshua21Young wrote:This is what a computer SHOULD do! I love this! Click on the link below and then type in your first name...

Computer Flattery

I love this!!

Haha, that is awesome!!!! :D:D:D:D

That age calculator is a neat thing too. It reminded me of all those events, and how young I really was! Time Flies!!

You said your birthday is 7/17/1977 which means you are 27 years old and about:

60 years 8 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 87
57 years 2 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
53 years 1 month younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
45 years 10 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 72
43 years 8 months younger than Larry King, age 70
37 years 5 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
34 years 0 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
31 years 0 months younger than George W. Bush, age 58
26 years 0 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
21 years 9 months younger than Bill Gates, age 48
16 years 11 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 43
11 years 1 month younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
7 years 0 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
1 year 7 months younger than Tiger Woods, age 28
4 years 11 months older than Prince William, age 22


.....and that I was:

24 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
22 years old on the first day of Y2K
20 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
17 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
16 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
15 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
13 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
12 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
8 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
6 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
5 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space
3 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
2 years old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began

You said your birthday is 8 / 19 / 1985
which means you are 18 years old and about:
68 years 9 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 87
65 years 3 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
61 years 2 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
53 years 11 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 72
51 years 9 months younger than Larry King, age 70
45 years 6 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
42 years 1 month younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
39 years 1 month younger than George W. Bush, age 58
34 years 1 month younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
29 years 10 months younger than Bill Gates, age 48
25 years 0 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 43
19 years 2 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
15 years 1 month younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
9 years 8 months younger than Tiger Woods, age 28
3 years 2 months younger than Prince William, age 22



and that I was:
16 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
14 years old on the first day of Y2K
12 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
9 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
8 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
7 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
5 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
4 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
not yet 1 year old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded

Very cool!

That was neat.