STORM2K

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code.
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx.
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection.
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week later.
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online.
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989.
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan".
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump.
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

Yep, sounds a lot like my computer here!

Lmao!!! I can relate to that!!

Heeeeey....when's that pigeon coming back,
anyway.....?

LOL...Not soon enough Breeze, not soon enough. I guess we'll just have to be patient.

DSL!

Shove it, David!!!! I remember not too long ago when you too were stuck on dialup.

Sounds just like my computer!!!

I will never use anything but RoadRunner..Beep beep

I haven't seen the pigeon. Is that what that white crap is on my desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pburgh wrote:I haven't seen the pigeon. Is that what that white crap is on my desk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well yo did call it crap!!!

I don't use the "S" word anymore!!!!!!!!!! I've learned my lesson. lol