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The Woodpecker may have to GO!

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:52 pm
by southerngale
The Woodpecker may have to GO!
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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

1: Don't miss the boat.
2: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
5: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6: Build your future on high ground.
7: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9: When you're stressed, float a while.
10: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
11: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:56 pm
by TexasStooge
LOL

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 2:58 pm
by bfez1
Great advice :D

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:20 pm
by Amanzi
11: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting

So true!

I have to say, I have a woodpecker who has been banging on the roof at 6am every morning for the last few weeks. Its driving me nuts. So I agree! THE WOODPECKER MUST GO.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:34 pm
by TexasStooge
Amanzi wrote:11: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting

So true!

I have to say, I have a woodpecker who has been banging on the roof at 6am every morning for the last few weeks. Its driving me nuts. So I agree! THE WOODPECKER MUST GO.

You got that right Amanzi.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2003 7:17 pm
by the_master
thanks 8)