How bad were you in school?
Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2003 4:51 pm
If you thought that I was always an angel, that is not true. Read this thread to see how bad I, and other people (if you dare) were in grade school:
Try beating the things below, all of which I honestly did - I right hand swear to doing each and every of the following things:
I had some bad experiences of my own in school, some of which have to be censored because they were so graphic! Here are some of the worst (and the best):
* Kindergarten: Can't really remember much about kindergarten unfortunately ... maybe it's because it's almost midnight here. Now read on...
* In 2nd grade, I locked myself in the school tennis courts, then I freaked out when they told me to climb the walls of the court; which caused them to spend 45 minutes to hunt down a key so they could get me out.
* In 3rd grade, I got lost for an hour while looking for my babysitter after school. It ended up that I was chasing her around the school (and she was doing the same to me).
* In 4th grade, I pulled a few "stunts". One was turning off the water main to the school while the rest of the class was at P.E., after which (while on my way to P.E.) the teachers began to come out of their classrooms and say "WHERE'S MY WATER?"
* Also in 4th grade, I turned the heater in the classroom on to 105 degrees Fahrenheit, not knowing that it would trip the overload sensor and require the district to come out and reset it. That left the classroom (and the entire row of portables) without any a/c or heat for almost a week.
* Still in 4th grade, I bent down on all 4 knees and acted like a dog while picking up trash after my teacher reprimanded me - in front of the principal.
* In 5th grade, I said "what the he**" and got reported. I also answered the classroom phone and was reprimanded by being forced to write a 300 word essay on why I should not answer classroom phones. I got the teacher back by making it as close to 300 words as possible.
* In 6th grade, I went off on the whole class, especially a boy named Chris, when giving a speech. I chased him around the classroom while screaming and yelling. Later that month, I got mad again, slammed the door, and ceiling tiles fell off.
* Throughout elementary school, I clogged numerous drains and sinks in the boys' restrooms. I did this so many times that the janitor made me work for him during lunch breaks for a while.
* I also continually snuck into the girls' restroom (well a few times only) in elementary school.
* In junior high, I didn't do as much since I was only there for 2 years, but I was still bad. I got in my only fight ever in grade school in 7th grade, and I got suspended for it on Friday the 13th. It wasn't really a fight either. Not by most people's standards.
* Also in 7th grade, I got ISS (aka in school suspension) quite a few times, usually for things like referrals from teachers for minor offenses. (they hated me - one offense I cannot post on this board)
* During the last week of 7th grade, I tried to ask a very pretty girl out, but by the time I got to that point, there were 300-400 kids gathered around, plus the entire school administration.
* In 8th grade, I was pretty good (for once), the only thing I can recall doing was telling a campus supervisor "you're not my teacher" and he got mad at me. I also now remember telling another student the F word, but a lunch supervisor happened to be nearby. He thought it was directed at him, but people had my back and got him off of me, so to speak.
* In 9th grade, I got placed in ISS for "harassment" of 2 cheerleaders via what the dean termed an underground newsletter, but which was actually a weather report that I printed on my own laser printer and on my own paper, with some copies made by my dad at his work. He even let me be late to class so he could make the copies some days!
* Also in 9th grade, I had the entire school administration watching me like a hawk after I found out the code to the school's PA system. I used it maliciously a few times, including paging a student to come to the library to retrieve a lost item (true story) and paging the entire school that Mr. Smith (last name changed) was a *censored*. Then that day, I got paged to the front office, where the principal himself told me to not use the PA system by myself ever again and to forget the code (to this day I haven't - it's 89 * 90), and also to not pass the code on to anyone else. But unfortunately they changed the code soon afterwards.
* In 10th grade, my only straight honor-roll year, I got 3 days of ISS for "harassment" (same circumstances as before).
* From 11th grade on, I behaved well in school. Except the one day when I insulted state mandated testing... In front of my teacher and the school principal. :o
Try beating the things below, all of which I honestly did - I right hand swear to doing each and every of the following things:
I had some bad experiences of my own in school, some of which have to be censored because they were so graphic! Here are some of the worst (and the best):
* Kindergarten: Can't really remember much about kindergarten unfortunately ... maybe it's because it's almost midnight here. Now read on...
* In 2nd grade, I locked myself in the school tennis courts, then I freaked out when they told me to climb the walls of the court; which caused them to spend 45 minutes to hunt down a key so they could get me out.
* In 3rd grade, I got lost for an hour while looking for my babysitter after school. It ended up that I was chasing her around the school (and she was doing the same to me).
* In 4th grade, I pulled a few "stunts". One was turning off the water main to the school while the rest of the class was at P.E., after which (while on my way to P.E.) the teachers began to come out of their classrooms and say "WHERE'S MY WATER?"
* Also in 4th grade, I turned the heater in the classroom on to 105 degrees Fahrenheit, not knowing that it would trip the overload sensor and require the district to come out and reset it. That left the classroom (and the entire row of portables) without any a/c or heat for almost a week.
* Still in 4th grade, I bent down on all 4 knees and acted like a dog while picking up trash after my teacher reprimanded me - in front of the principal.
* In 5th grade, I said "what the he**" and got reported. I also answered the classroom phone and was reprimanded by being forced to write a 300 word essay on why I should not answer classroom phones. I got the teacher back by making it as close to 300 words as possible.
* In 6th grade, I went off on the whole class, especially a boy named Chris, when giving a speech. I chased him around the classroom while screaming and yelling. Later that month, I got mad again, slammed the door, and ceiling tiles fell off.
* Throughout elementary school, I clogged numerous drains and sinks in the boys' restrooms. I did this so many times that the janitor made me work for him during lunch breaks for a while.
* I also continually snuck into the girls' restroom (well a few times only) in elementary school.
* In junior high, I didn't do as much since I was only there for 2 years, but I was still bad. I got in my only fight ever in grade school in 7th grade, and I got suspended for it on Friday the 13th. It wasn't really a fight either. Not by most people's standards.
* Also in 7th grade, I got ISS (aka in school suspension) quite a few times, usually for things like referrals from teachers for minor offenses. (they hated me - one offense I cannot post on this board)
* During the last week of 7th grade, I tried to ask a very pretty girl out, but by the time I got to that point, there were 300-400 kids gathered around, plus the entire school administration.
* In 8th grade, I was pretty good (for once), the only thing I can recall doing was telling a campus supervisor "you're not my teacher" and he got mad at me. I also now remember telling another student the F word, but a lunch supervisor happened to be nearby. He thought it was directed at him, but people had my back and got him off of me, so to speak.
* In 9th grade, I got placed in ISS for "harassment" of 2 cheerleaders via what the dean termed an underground newsletter, but which was actually a weather report that I printed on my own laser printer and on my own paper, with some copies made by my dad at his work. He even let me be late to class so he could make the copies some days!
* Also in 9th grade, I had the entire school administration watching me like a hawk after I found out the code to the school's PA system. I used it maliciously a few times, including paging a student to come to the library to retrieve a lost item (true story) and paging the entire school that Mr. Smith (last name changed) was a *censored*. Then that day, I got paged to the front office, where the principal himself told me to not use the PA system by myself ever again and to forget the code (to this day I haven't - it's 89 * 90), and also to not pass the code on to anyone else. But unfortunately they changed the code soon afterwards.
* In 10th grade, my only straight honor-roll year, I got 3 days of ISS for "harassment" (same circumstances as before).
* From 11th grade on, I behaved well in school. Except the one day when I insulted state mandated testing... In front of my teacher and the school principal. :o