Harley Davidson
Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:18 pm
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson
> died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've
> been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward
> is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with
> God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
> design flaws in your invention:
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the ! exhaust.
>
> 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for
> the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but
> according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
>
Davidson
> died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've
> been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward
> is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with
> God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
> design flaws in your invention:
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the ! exhaust.
>
> 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
for
> the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but
> according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
>
That was hilarious. 
