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WATCH OUT what you feed your dog
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:42 am
by rainstorm
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:50 am
by GalvestonDuck
Watch out what you feed your dog?
How about, first off, watch out what you're cutting!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:52 am
by storm4u
Some people are so stupid
!! The gave me a good laugh that i needed though!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:54 am
by rainstorm
perhaps before going out to kill a chicken late at night men should put their pants on first
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:06 am
by Amanzi
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Me thinks a trip to the eye doctor is in order
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:19 am
by therock1811
Amanzi wrote:ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Me thinks a trip to the eye doctor is in order
Definitely!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:22 am
by Josephine96
Um.. No comments from here..
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:52 am
by Tornado_Chaser2005
All I gotta say is OW!, and if i ever lost this precious item they call the penis, I think I would end ujp shooting myself?, lol, I dont know.
Tornado Chaser
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:19 am
by rainstorm
alpo wont make a commercial from this
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:58 am
by Aquawind
rainstorm wrote:perhaps before going out to kill a chicken late at night men should put their pants on first
Bingo!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:59 am
by Josephine96
LOL.. Smart idea..
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:38 pm
by WXBUFFJIM
All I gotta say is watch what you cut and eat.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:44 pm
by rainstorm
at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:46 pm
by GalvestonDuck
rainstorm wrote:at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"
Bahahahahahahahahaha! Haaahaaaaa!!! Heeeeheeee!! *snirt*
Helen made a funny!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:48 pm
by rainstorm
HEHE
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:50 pm
by drudd1
Do they have a different type of chicken there? You would think he would notice the lack of feathers. Geez, think what would have happened if he had went out to castrate the bull
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:35 pm
by TS Zack
He deserves it if he first runs out naked, after a loud chicked. Then what was he grabbing at.....
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:52 pm
by Stephanie
rainstorm wrote:at least we know he was being honest when he said to the chicken:" this will hurt me alot more than it will hurt you"
The dog probably thought "tastes like chicken".
This sounds like a moment for "Candid Camera" or "Punked"!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:32 am
by HurricaneGirl
Very nice rainstorm!!
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:49 pm
by coriolis
No more cock-a-doodle-doo if you know what I mean.