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...but aren't.

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.

8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

6. If you just lick it, it will last longer.

5. Let me see your big sack.

4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!



And the dirtiest sounding but not-dirty Halloween saying is...



He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!

Those are some good ones...

that was great

LOL...LOL I got some:
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

THIS ONE IS BAD

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldnt get my mouth around it!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!
I never looked at Halloween that way before

Thanks for the laugh, ROFL!!!!

Must be some bad coffee for me this morning, but how about....

1. The local hospital recommends having it X-rayed before eating it.

2. Before you kids can have any, mommy and daddy have to lay it all out on the kitchen counter and inspect it with their hands for drugs, pins, or razor blades.

and finally,

3. Next year I want to go dressed like Britney Spears. Kelly did that this year, and Mr. Smith in the corner house let her reach down with both hands and get as much as she wanted.