Prayer for the stressed
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 1:45 pm
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off!!
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me remember that when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!
The End
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off!!
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me remember that when I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!
The End