Very "Punny" Halloween Jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:57 pm
Happy Halloween! 
What does a ghost use for makeup?
Mask-scare-a
How do ghosts begin to write their letters?
Tomb it may concern...
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What is Transylvania's national sport?
Drac racing
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend! (sing along, now..!)
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-tory
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home moaners insurance
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
What does a ghost use for makeup?
Mask-scare-a
How do ghosts begin to write their letters?
Tomb it may concern...
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What is Transylvania's national sport?
Drac racing
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend! (sing along, now..!)
Where do mummies go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea
What is Transylvania?
Dracula's terror-tory
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home moaners insurance
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares
