Firewood
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:31 pm
Hello, is this the FBI?"
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> > > > >>> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
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> > > > >>>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
> > > > >>>He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
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> > > > >>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
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> > > > >>> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's
> > > > >>> house.
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> > > > >>>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
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> > > > >>>axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
> > > > >>> marijuana.
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> > > > >>>They sneer at Virgil and leave.
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> > > > >>>The phone rings at Virgil's house "Hey, Virgil!
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> > > > >>> This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
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> > > > >>> "Yeah!"
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> > > > >>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
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> > > > >>> "Yep."
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> > > > >>> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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> > > > >>>Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright
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> Have a great day!
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> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
> > > > >>>He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's
> > > > >>> house.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
> > > > >>> marijuana.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>They sneer at Virgil and leave.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>The phone rings at Virgil's house "Hey, Virgil!
> > > > >>>
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> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
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> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> "Yeah!"
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> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>"Did they chop your firewood?"
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> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> "Yep."
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> > > > >>> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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> > > > >>>Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright
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> Have a great day!
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