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WHY MEN DIE FIRST

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is
exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should
get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a
liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're
a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're sexist.

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of
yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't..........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

because many of them deserve to....

Chad, you might like this too.

The time has finally come..
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> >Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
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> >How many men does it take to open a beer?
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> >None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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> >Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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> >Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
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>probably never
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> >be able to support you.
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> >Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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> >It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
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> >them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> >How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
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> >When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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> >How do you fix a woman's watch?
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> >You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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> >Why do men fart more than women?
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> >Because women can't shut up long enough to
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> >build up the required pressure.
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> >If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
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>the
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> >front door, who do you let in first?
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> >The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> >What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
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> >A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> >I married a Miss Right.
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> >I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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> >Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
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> >a woman's sex drive by 90%.
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> >It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> >Why do men die before their wives?
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> >They want to.
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> >Women will never be equal to men until they can
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> >walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
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> >gut, and still think they are sexy.
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> >In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
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>Man
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> >and rested.
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> >Then God created Woman.
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> >Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!....

LOL Burgh!!!!!!!!!

alicia-w wrote:because many of them deserve to....

Do we have issues??

PBURGH!!!!!