Bizarre Signs
Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:43 am
[Actual signs spotted around the world]
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
Do not activate with wet hands.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone
in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to
young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the
machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the
machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the
road and stop reading these signs.
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here
for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove
all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night
but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the
teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all
by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft.
Please use side entrance)
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
Do not activate with wet hands.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone
in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to
young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the
machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the
machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the
road and stop reading these signs.
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here
for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove
all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night
but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the
teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all
by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft.
Please use side entrance)
Good post, SG! 
