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THE Rules...Female Rules

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:05 pm
by southerngale
The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:15 pm
by Skywatch_NC
:eek: :eek: :wall:

Eric

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:17 pm
by Stephanie
:lol:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:20 pm
by James
Skywatch_NC wrote::eek: :eek: :wall:

Eric


Says it all, lol.

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:23 pm
by Brent
:shoot: :wall: :Can:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:25 pm
by southerngale
Thanks for adding the female tossing the male in the garbage can, Brent. It goes well in this thread. :P

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:55 pm
by Lindaloo
:clap:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:55 pm
by Lindaloo
Brent wrote::shoot: :wall: :Can:



:A:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:58 pm
by weatherlover427
:roll:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:01 pm
by alicia-w
at a staff meeting this morning, a co-worker made some comment about the increasing amount of grey in my hair. did i know what the cause was, he asked...

i told him that it was caused by anything with testicles!

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:57 pm
by Brent
southerngale wrote:Thanks for adding the female tossing the male in the garbage can, Brent. It goes well in this thread. :P


:roflmao:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:11 pm
by Stormsfury
alicia-w wrote:at a staff meeting this morning, a co-worker made some comment about the increasing amount of grey in my hair. did i know what the cause was, he asked...

i told him that it was caused by anything with testicles!


YIKES!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:24 pm
by Guest
Well atleast you all FINALLY ADMIT it! :P :lol:

Which more or less means in the end that as usuall you all are wrong!


So back at you! :wink: :hehe:

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:36 pm
by James
LOL! :lol:

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:38 am
by Miss Mary
Shocked, just shocked, Chad hasn't responded to this topic yet. He must be busy at work......second shock - j's silent too!!!

Kelly - you silenced them!!!! LOL

Mary

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:18 am
by TexasStooge
:roflmao:

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:26 pm
by southerngale
lol Miss Mary...check out this topic! I'm sure Jenn would find it interesting. I've heard Chad say "the wife" - I better go hide now. 8-)

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=52642
What's in a name?

Re: THE Rules...Female Rules

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:12 am
by george_r_1961
southerngale wrote:The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times


Hmm Kelly sounds like something my ex gf would come up with :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:58 am
by pojo
That was great! :blowup: :Door:

Re: THE Rules...Female Rules

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:00 pm
by southerngale
george_r_1961 wrote:
southerngale wrote:The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times


Hmm Kelly sounds like something my ex gf would come up with :lol:


:eek: