Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:11 am
1. Talk about a huge breast!
> > > > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> > > > 3. It's Cool Whip time!
> > > > 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> > > > 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> > > > 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
> > > > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> > > > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> > > > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
> > > > 10. Don't play with your meat.
> > > > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> > > > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
> > > > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> > > > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> > > > 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> > > > 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> > > > 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> > > > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> > > > 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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> > > > Happy Thanksgiving!!!
> > > > You know it only comes once a year and thank Goodness for that too!
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> > > > 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> > > > 3. It's Cool Whip time!
> > > > 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> > > > 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> > > > 6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
> > > > 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> > > > 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> > > > 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
> > > > 10. Don't play with your meat.
> > > > 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> > > > 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
> > > > 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> > > > 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> > > > 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> > > > 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> > > > 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> > > > 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> > > > 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
> > > >
> > > > Happy Thanksgiving!!!
> > > > You know it only comes once a year and thank Goodness for that too!
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(..sounds like a junior-high locker room in here...)