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man rides bike daily through city park with only thong on

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 8:16 am
by hunter84
SAN ANTONIO -- A 52-year-old man who regularly rides his bike in a city park wearing only a black thong has received dozens of complaints but says he'll keep on pedaling because it's his legal right.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," Joseph Gottschalk said in Monday's editions of the San Antonio Express-News. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

By law, Gottschalk is allowed to wear the thong as long as it covers the appropriate parts. "It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said.


San Antonio Park Police said they've received several complaints about Gottschalk in the past month. In the past four years, police have contacted Gottschalk about his skimpy attire at least 20 times.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro said. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

The sight of Gottschalk pedaling around Southside Lions Park disturbed Ivonne Castoreno so much that she changed her walking schedule after she and her 13-year-old son saw him a few times.

"Look at this guy -- you know, he's not hiding much," said Castoreno, 33. "Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk's neighbor, 57-year-old Betty Seibold, said she's seen him mowing his lawn and washing his truck in the same thong. "His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways," she said. "We are all eccentric."
maybe we should send him a storm2k thong to wear

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 8:29 am
by vbhoutex
Great Idea Hunter!!! Admins, think of the publicicty!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Of course the implication in the article is that he wasn't hiding much so.....???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 8:35 am
by Stephanie
OH BABY!!! :o

Do you guys really want that kind of publicity??? :lol:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 8:38 am
by Guest
NOT

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 10:49 am
by Amanzi
LOL.

Would this be an issue if it was a woman wearing a thong????

Now I've started something :o

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 11:01 am
by firefighter16
It wouldn't be an issue for Me if it were a woman. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: man rides bike daily through city park with only thong o

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 11:21 am
by isobar
hunter84 wrote: "It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement,"


We need a better model than this. This guys sounds like an F0.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 11:29 am
by mf_dolphin
firefighter16 wrote:It wouldn't be an issue for Me if it were a woman. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm with you! LOL

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:19 pm
by Stormsfury
Amanzi wrote:LOL.

Would this be an issue if it was a woman wearing a thong????

Now I've started something :o


*SF has a big ol' smile from ear to ear*

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:54 pm
by Stephanie
You guys are a bunch of dogs!!!! :lol:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:57 pm
by JQ Public
poor bike seat :(

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 4:02 pm
by coriolis
If he were to crash he could get some serious road rash. It's always a good idea to have a shirt, gloves, etc.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 5:37 pm
by mf_dolphin
Woof Woof Woof ;-)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 5:58 pm
by weatherlover427
JQ Public wrote:poor bike seat :(


LOL JQ! :lol:

If it was a woman ... I'd better shut up before pojo, Bronny, and other S2K ladies whoop my butt. :P

If it's a guy ... I think I'd be sick. ;)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:12 pm
by Stephanie
mf_dolphin wrote:Woof Woof Woof ;-)


Down Boy, Down!!! :lol:

The comment about the bike seat just grossed me out! :17: :7:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:16 pm
by breeze
Awww, he's probably some big 'ole 400 lb. boy from
around here......bet if you look in that bike basket,
it's got Bud and Skoal in it! :roll: :P :D

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:23 pm
by Stephanie
breeze wrote:Awww, he's probably some big 'ole 400 lb. boy from
around here......bet if you look in that bike basket,
it's got Bud and Skoal in it! :roll: :P :D


UUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!
:17:

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:30 pm
by breeze
Righto.....my sentiments, exactly! :roll: :P

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:50 pm
by mf_dolphin
You should see the whales here on the beach in thongs....on second thought I think that falls into the cruel and unusual punishment category ;-)

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:56 pm
by Stephanie
I've seen them Marshall... :o