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Feel Like A Women
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:09 pm
by chadtm80
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:12 pm
by sunny
Just like a man...
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:15 pm
by vbhoutex
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:20 pm
by chadtm80
Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:22 pm
by pojo
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
You really think the floor will be mopped? Nice dream
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:23 pm
by sunny
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
She'll mop it with you!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:26 pm
by pojo
sunny wrote:chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
She'll mop it with you!!!
Sunny (I'm continuing your comment)... she'll mop the floor with your drule after you learned the DSL modem is back up and running.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:27 pm
by sunny
pojo wrote:sunny wrote:chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
She'll mop it with you!!!
Sunny (I'm continuing your comment)... she'll mop the floor with your drule after you learned the DSL modem is back up and running.
LOL - you are so right, pojo!!
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:28 pm
by mf_dolphin
Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days!
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:30 pm
by sunny
mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days!
How 'bout this one - the man may WEAR the pants, but the woman tells him WHEN to put them on!!
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:30 pm
by pojo
mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days!
If it is men naked.... yikes, more cleaning! (one could only imagine what we would have to clean up.)
If it a lady naked.... yikes, more cleaning (we would have to clean the drool off the floor!)
Either way.... extra cleaning
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:34 pm
by chadtm80
mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days!
It all went down hill Once we let them vote.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:35 pm
by sunny
You HAD to let us vote - you men couldn't get it right
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:36 pm
by pojo
chadtm80 wrote:mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days!
Once we let them vote. Well...
well... we know who will vote early (and often).
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:41 pm
by Lindaloo
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
She should use your head to mop it with.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:57 pm
by Stephanie
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
If you "feel like a woman" perhaps you should grab that mop yourself, Shania!
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:03 pm
by pojo
Stephanie wrote:chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe
Besides she has a floor she better be mopping
If you "feel like a woman" perhaps you should grab that mop yourself, Shania!
LOL
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:03 pm
by sunny
What's a mop?
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:04 pm
by pojo
sunny wrote:What's a mop?
I don't know... we use the swiffer thingy.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:07 pm
by sunny
I'm not sure what my male maid uses
