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#1 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:43 pm

Here we go, ladies!!

Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. They are all married.
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#2 Postby southerngale » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:44 pm

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#3 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:47 pm

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#4 Postby streetsoldier » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:59 pm

How to get back at 'em...take them to the finest restaurant in town, make sure they're dressed to kill...wait...wait...then stand up and yell,


"A Hundred Dollars?"...in a display of absolute indignation. :lol: :oops:
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#5 Postby Guest » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:04 pm

[quote="streetsoldier"]How to get back at 'em...take them to the finest restaurant in town, make sure they're dressed to kill...wait...wait...then stand up and yell,


[b][size=24]"A Hundred Dollars?"[/size][/b]...in a display of absolute indignation. :lol: :oops:[/quote]

To which she then can scream back, "But he's YOUR son and he NEEDS the operation!"
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#6 Postby Brent » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:54 pm

WAY WAY too much estrogen in this thread. :eek:
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#7 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:43 pm

Brent wrote:WAY WAY too much estrogen in this thread. :eek:


WHEW!! I'm glad you said it and not me!!!! Young boys will eventually learn!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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#8 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:45 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
Brent wrote:WAY WAY too much estrogen in this thread. :eek:


WHEW!! I'm glad you said it and not me!!!! Young boys will eventually learn!! :roll: :roll: :roll:


We DO have to start training you guys early :D
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#9 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:58 pm

I'm definitely untrainable :-) :D
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#10 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:19 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:I'm definitely untrainable :-) :D
I think there is a LLLLLOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG line here at S2k!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I know which three are at the front and I am right behind them!hehehehe
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#11 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:22 pm

Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested
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#12 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:34 pm

chadtm80 wrote:
Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested


And that's a bad thing because...
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#13 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:55 pm

Woman was the first human cloning experiment. If God tried it and screwed it up so badly is there any wonder I'm opposed to humans trying it? ;-)
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#14 Postby yoda » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:59 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:I'm definitely untrainable :-) :D


I agree. Same here. :lol: :lol:
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#15 Postby weatherlover427 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:46 pm

chadtm80 wrote:
Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.

God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested


That is the TRUTH!!!

(wonders why he sleeps so much now a days)
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#16 Postby JenBayles » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:17 pm

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
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#17 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:29 am

JenBayles wrote:Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
:tease:


LOL - good one!!
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#18 Postby weatherlover427 » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:43 am

But women like smart men so ha to you!! :P
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#19 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:44 am

Joshua21Young wrote:But women like smart men so ha to you!! :P


We just like the challenge!!
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#20 Postby weatherlover427 » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:45 am

Where would you be without us men?

Come on, be honest... :)
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