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Male Bashing
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:43 pm
by sunny
Here we go, ladies!!
Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A. They won't stop to ask for directions.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. How are men and parking spots alike?
A. Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
A. They are all married.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:44 pm
by southerngale
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:47 pm
by Lindaloo
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:59 pm
by streetsoldier
How to get back at 'em...take them to the finest restaurant in town, make sure they're dressed to kill...wait...wait...then stand up and yell,
"A Hundred Dollars?"...in a display of absolute indignation.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:04 pm
by Guest
[quote="streetsoldier"]How to get back at 'em...take them to the finest restaurant in town, make sure they're dressed to kill...wait...wait...then stand up and yell,
[b][size=24]"A Hundred Dollars?"[/size][/b]...in a display of absolute indignation.
[/quote]
To which she then can scream back, "But he's YOUR son and he NEEDS the operation!"
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:54 pm
by Brent
WAY WAY too much estrogen in this thread.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:43 pm
by vbhoutex
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:45 pm
by sunny
We DO have to start training you guys early
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:58 pm
by mf_dolphin
I'm definitely untrainable
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:19 pm
by vbhoutex
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:22 pm
by chadtm80
Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:34 pm
by sunny
chadtm80 wrote:Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested
And that's a bad thing because...
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:55 pm
by mf_dolphin
Woman was the first human cloning experiment. If God tried it and screwed it up so badly is there any wonder I'm opposed to humans trying it?
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:59 pm
by yoda
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:46 pm
by weatherlover427
chadtm80 wrote:Q. What did God say after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better than that.
God Created Man, Then rested.
God Created Women.. Then NO ONE rested
That is the TRUTH!!!
(wonders why he sleeps so much now a days)
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:17 pm
by JenBayles
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:29 am
by sunny
JenBayles wrote:Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
LOL - good one!!
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:43 am
by weatherlover427
But women like smart men so ha to you!!
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:44 am
by sunny
Joshua21Young wrote:But women like smart men so ha to you!!
We just like the challenge!!
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:45 am
by weatherlover427
Where would you be without us men?
Come on, be honest...
