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5 kinds of sex

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:50 pm
by mf_dolphin
5 Kinds of Sex

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:05 pm
by Lindaloo
:blow: :A:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:08 pm
by sunny
:D Good ones!!

Re: 5 kinds of sex

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:16 pm
by vbhoutex
mf_dolphin wrote:5 Kinds of Sex

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!


:notworthy: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :notworthy:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:02 pm
by yoda
LOL!! Good one Marshall!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:24 pm
by vbhoutex
yoda wrote:LOL!! Good one Marshall!


Yoda, stop looking!! You are too young for this!!! :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:29 pm
by breeze
Isn't sex the number after five, Marshall??? 8-) :lol:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:22 pm
by yoda
vbhoutex wrote:
yoda wrote:LOL!! Good one Marshall!


Yoda, stop looking!! You are too young for this!!! :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:


Too young? I don't think so David. I am of legal age, you know... :wink: :wink: :D :D

Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:33 pm
by JenBayles
yoda wrote:Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P


Sadly, a losing battle..... youth and inexperience shall never overcome old age and treachery.
:sadly: :hehe: :slime:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:36 pm
by yoda
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P


Sadly, a losing battle..... youth and inexperience shall never overcome old age and treachery.
:sadly: :hehe: :slime:


I don't think so. Remember, I am the Jedi Master Yoda. :D :D :D

I can hold my ground. Bring it on! :P

Don't worry men!! Matt is here! :grrr:

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:13 pm
by JenBayles
yoda wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P


Sadly, a losing battle..... youth and inexperience shall never overcome old age and treachery.
:sadly: :hehe: :slime:


I don't think so. Remember, I am the Jedi Master Yoda. :D :D :D

I can hold my ground. Bring it on! :P

Don't worry men!! Matt is here! :grrr:


Careful! I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:23 pm
by yoda
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P


Sadly, a losing battle..... youth and inexperience shall never overcome old age and treachery.
:sadly: :hehe: :slime:


I don't think so. Remember, I am the Jedi Master Yoda. :D :D :D

I can hold my ground. Bring it on! :P

Don't worry men!! Matt is here! :grrr:


Careful! I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.


You are? What bad could happen to me? :P

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:25 pm
by weatherlover427
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
yoda wrote:Don't worry, I am here to back up the guys!! :P


Sadly, a losing battle..... youth and inexperience shall never overcome old age and treachery.
:sadly: :hehe: :slime:


I don't think so. Remember, I am the Jedi Master Yoda. :D :D :D

I can hold my ground. Bring it on! :P

Don't worry men!! Matt is here! :grrr:


Careful! I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.


*backs away slowly then runs as fast as he can for the exit door*

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:40 pm
by bfez1
:lol: Those are to cute!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:13 pm
by JenBayles
to the moon.....

Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:54 pm
by ColdFront77
Something I thought I'd never see on Storm2K.

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:39 am
by JenBayles
ColdFront77 wrote:Something I thought I'd never see on Storm2K.

<considers herself chastised. Slinks out door>

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:47 am
by yoda
JenBayles wrote:
ColdFront77 wrote:Something I thought I'd never see on Storm2K.

<considers herself chastised. Slinks out door>


So this means I am the last one in here? Do I win the battle? :lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:51 am
by kevin
Coldfront sayth

O the morals! O the times!

I sayth

funny!!! Men we must unite. We can take back the world from the women who control our paychecks and try to put healthy food on the table. Down with the new order!

=D