STORM2K

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:05 pm**

In a Public Restroom
TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:12 pm**

vbhoutex wrote:In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

I'd be there for that, definitely! :lol:

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:55 pm**

I don't know if they have fixed the sign yet, but when I was a kid there was a sign out in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge that said:

"In case of emergency drive off bridge!"

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:22 am**

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Persepone - that one is funny as well!

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:06 pm**

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:22 pm**

Stephanie wrote:
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Persepone - that one is funny as well!

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:17 pm**

My wife is great. I'd want a bicycle AND a washing machine.

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:37 pm**

LOL. I wonder if they'd accept little brothers? :wink:

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:16 pm**

vbhoutex wrote:Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

As far as I know, I don't remember birthing any babies.... :lol:

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